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Hangover Cures

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Absinthe is again available in the United States (our long national nightmare is over), so severe drunks with epic hangovers can now make a proper Sea Captain’s Special . This drink was invented by Seattle bartender Harry Porter. The following recipe is from David Wondrich: In an Old-Fashioned glass, place a sugar cube (or 1/2 teaspoon loose sugar). Wet this down with 2 or 3 dashes of Angostura bitters and a short splash of water or club soda and crush the sugar with a muddler or whatever's handy. Rotate the glass so that sugar grains and bitters give it a lining. Add a large ice cube. Pour in 2 1/2 ounces rye (or bourbon) and top off with brut champagne and 2 dashes absinthe. (If you lack this ingredient, you may use one of the substitutes available -- Absente, Herbsaint, Pernod, etc. -- but since they contain no wormwood, this step will be, let's say, homeopathic.) Happy New Year. "I have had occasion, I fancy, to speak before now of these pick-me-ups of Jeeves's and...
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$1,000,000 Remote Viewing Challenge

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A prize of $1,000,000 1 will be awarded to any remote viewer able to identify the curio which sits on the left corner of the shelf above my desk. Place descriptions in comments. 1 The existence of the $1,000,000 prize can be verified by remote viewing my bank account.
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For a limited time only

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Click on the sponsor links at right, and you could win 1 free airline tickets to exotic vacation destinations like Tokyo, Bangkok, Las Vegas, Djibouti, Prague, and of course Tiraspol; places where people can still enjoy cigarettes, famous brand silk ties, Gin Rickeys 2 , fine dining, adult escorts, animal stacking (or “Tieraufstapelung”), and mixed martial arts. 1 Though I doubt it. 2 If you’re going to insist on drinking gin then make it Boodles. Why not have a beer instead? Hoegaarden Belgian White Ale is an ideal beer for summer quaffing.
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Smoking saves lives

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By taking a cigarette break a woman avoids being killed by a tree . Unlike secondhand smoke, which no one has ever died from, one can find reports of trees killing people every day . It's sad .
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Good fun and good for you

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To the list of smoking’s many benefits, which include great taste, a soothing effect on the nerves, heightened mental acuity, to name just a few, can now be added the discovery smokers are at lower risk of getting Parkinson’s disease . At this point there really is no longer any excuse for not enjoying an occasional cigarette.
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Never do what your told

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A new study suggests smokers are less docile than non-smokers. Arguably the anti-smoking crusade is merely the leading edge of other forms of totalitarianism. Smokers as a group are independent thinkers who resist conformity, and therefore must be crushed first. Instead of obeying every chance you get, why not roll a cigarette? All the Peter Stokkebye Blends are highly recommended, and have a drink too. Dewars rocks, perhaps with a bit of Drambuie in it (that's a Rusty Nail), goes great with cigarettes made from fine tobaccos. Enjoy.
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The company you keep

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The Taliban has come out against smoking . Smoking bans are anti-civilization, as a great American reminds us:
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